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Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by Chad Covington, Dec 23, 2016.

  1. Chad Covington

    Chad Covington Slayer

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    Stoked for the next episode of the:

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    Dec 23, 2016
  2. damon

    damon Slayer

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    That pun was sol good.
     
    Dec 23, 2016
  3. Chelsea May Perez

    Chelsea May Perez Slayer

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    Sit down, grab a beer or sip some coffee, and get ready to laugh or shake your head at my lame Kendama puns/jokes! Here's a list!

    There once was a Kendama player who cried and sobbed uncontrollably after losing a Kendama match. He couldn't get a GRIP on himself.

    My exgirlfriend broke my Kendama. She was a complete beech.

    "You Ken do it."

    What's Jake Wiens's favorite kind of tea?
    Grain tea.

    What's Goku's special Kendama trick?
    Moshi-KAMEHAMEHA!

    Did you hear that Matthew Rice got arrested? They let him go, but he was caught "D.W.I."

    What's a cow's favorite Kendama brand?
    Yu-MOO!

    A couple Dama dudes saw a cute girl playing a beautiful Kendama. They exclaimed, "DAT ASH THO!"

    What's Thorkild May's favorite season of the year?
    Autum.

    There was a Kendama couple named SARA and KEN. They were so in love, they eventually tied the KNOT.

    A non-kendama player walks into the Sweets shop. He says, "Wait. This isn't a candy store!"

    There was a Dama battle among Kendama players. Those who were killed or injured from Dama received the Purple Heart metal.

    So Jake Wiens went out to dinner. The waiter asked if he wanted the soup or salad. Jake answered, "I'll have the Swoop, please."

    A true Kendama player begins his training at SUNRISE.

    Alex Smith had a TERRA-ble headache. So, he took some pain PILLS.

    After a fun, long, and tiring weekend of jamming at a MKO, players are always strung out.

    A lot of bartenders play Kendama too. You can say they're very experienced with CUPS.

    KendamaUSA announced they were looking for players who will get free Kendamas in return for volunteer work. Katniss Everdeen yelled out, "I volunteer for Tributes!"

    Alex Hirota was too busy playing Kendama. He didn't hear his mom call his name because he was too FOCUSED.

    When Mikey Schelling realized the basecup of his favorite Kendama chipped, he insta-flipped.

    Harry Potter ran into some Dementors. He was too busy thinking about Kendama, that he accidentally said "Ex-SPECTRA Patronum!" instead of "Expecto Patronum!"

    Never slam your Kendama hard on the ground. Respectra your Kendamas.

    My girlfriend bought me a new Slaydawg for our anniversary. It was so KROM-antic.
     
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  4. Jackkendama22

    Jackkendama22 n00b

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    My aunt spilled mashed potatoes at Christmas dinner. What a way to KURURIN the evening
     
    Dec 23, 2016
  5. Nick Weaver

    Nick Weaver n00b

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    That was dumb jack brother
     
    Dec 23, 2016
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  6. Nick Weaver

    Nick Weaver n00b

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    Jk that was
    A joke
     
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  7. Ben Lowe

    Ben Lowe Slayer

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    HAHA!! You seemed far too prepared for this! Don't tell me you just sat down and wrote this all out? Do you have a running "kendama puns" document or something?
     
    Dec 23, 2016
  8. Chelsea May Perez

    Chelsea May Perez Slayer

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    Yeah, I actually have this saved as a Note on my phone. Muahaha!
     
    Dec 23, 2016
  9. Caleb Rush

    Caleb Rush Member

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    Greenville, South Carolina
    Thank you so much, this is beauty at its finest.
     
    Dec 23, 2016
  10. sorrywongnumber

    sorrywongnumber Honed Member

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    my parents say i should be more ACTIVE KENDAMA
     
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  11. Ryalkid20

    Ryalkid20 Honed Member

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    Follow my meme account @Yank_Memes

    Who remembers the SWEETS life of Zack and Cody?

    "I'm SCHELLING my Gt for $85"
     
    Dec 23, 2016
  12. dama.emmy

    dama.emmy n00b

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    This is the best lol
     
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  13. Nick Weaver

    Nick Weaver n00b

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    I looked up how to make sweet tea and sweets life came up. For some odd reason everyone's face was replaced with Kermit drinking Lipton tea
     
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  14. Chad Covington

    Chad Covington Slayer

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    "i have a ken. i have a pineapple. pineapple ken" hahaha
     
    Dec 23, 2016
  15. Jose Pablo

    Jose Pablo Member

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    I ken-knot come up with a pun.
     
    Dec 23, 2016
  16. Ben Lowe

    Ben Lowe Slayer

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    I'll be honed for Christmas....

    (I thought of this yesterday so also put together a rather obnoxious video today too. Up in the videos section if anyone's curious.)
     
    Dec 25, 2016
  17. Jun. I

    Jun. I Member

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    WOOD you please HAND me my kendama.
     
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  18. Aloysius_hung_

    Aloysius_hung_ Honed Member

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    Im DAMAster
     
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  19. Chad Covington

    Chad Covington Slayer

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    Slay button + dog = slaydog
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    Jan 14, 2017
  20. azleonhart

    azleonhart Moderator Staff Member

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    Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    (some of these are not puns, but indulge me)

    • There was a time i thought Bonz Atron was a bigger Jumbotron.
    • Thorkild May, or may not. But Chelsea May Perez, and Yan Kud not.
    • Max will stay nor cross.
    • Rod plants trees on Terra to make more Terras.
    • Someone once asked what was the best wood for kendamas. Some dumbass replied "morning".
    • Rod, knee AND sell!
    • I ordered Wyatt Bray's kendama but i received a wrestler's figurine instead.
    • Ate a dried lemon once. It was f**king zawa!
    • Landed a lighthouse on Krom's new Slaydawgs. Laughed out loud.
    • I instantly fell tama over handlestall for the new spectracles.
    • Mom asked me what i was doing, with all the noise in the room. I said "just playing with my wood". She made a gross face and shut the door.
    • SURPRISE, beech!
    • Birds can't go over the valley. Their wings give out and they stall.
    • Chelsea's puns are vera good!
    • Slaydawgs left too long in the Sol become hotdawgs.
    • I gave a kid a Pill cuz he didn't have one. Does that make me a Pill-anthropist?
    • Friend told me he bought a GT. It was very Mossy. Sat down to have my Cappucino, but the Librarian told me to keep it down. I annoyed her by sipping a cup of Espresso loudly. Needless to say, she called a Huntsman after my ass. My friend promptly squirted Ketchup and Mustard on his face. Slipped over some Relish.
    • Chuck Norris once did an Earth Turn. And the earth is still spinning to this day.
    • "Well, ken you believe that? Heh.. Seems so.. strung up! Whatever man, you're ballin' right now."
    • There's always a zerbayes to a zebrano.
    • If i scratch my maple ken, will syrup come out of it?
    • When you play kendama long enough, you get board.
    • Krom's monogamy wood is awesome! But it's hard to just play one kendama at a time..
    • I once got so tired from playing kendama, i slept like a log.
    • Saw the "Sweets Life" today. Such a good vLOG!
    • Q: How much for the kendama? A: About tree fiddy.
    • Car ran over my Grapevine HG. It didn't scream. It just let out a little wine.
     
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