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#DSGS - Happy Halloween!

Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by Dæmon, Oct 31, 2017.

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  1. Serrano2626

    Serrano2626 n00b

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    What's Dracula's go to Kendama trick?

    The Juggler
     
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  2. cpthangover

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    A group of tourist is visiting the remnants of an ancient castle. One lady says to their guide:

    -I'm afraid. I think there might be ghosts here!

    -Don't worry. I'm living here for 300 years but I've never seen any ghosts.
     
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  3. Drew DH

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    Two monsters went to MKO. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
     
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  4. Loganphair

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    Dressed up as Stodd today in hopes to unleash the dama god powers, to only find out I dressed as his grandma. #bonkacromvlog #stoddyourgrandmawantshercoatbacm
     
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  5. Drew DH

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    Why did the mummy miss his flight to MKO?

    He was too wrapped up in other things ;)
     
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  6. Dæmon

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    HONORABLE MENTIONS
    We loved these ones, but we had already laughed :D;)



     
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  7. Drew DH

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    Bray: What's worse than being a 500 pound witch on halloween?

    Stodd: No clue, lay it on me.

    Bray: Being her broom! ;)
     
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  8. Sam Strohmyer

    Sam Strohmyer Slayer

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    *Me when I saw this krom pop
     
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  9. Rose Booth

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    What do you call a Halloween boner?


    Petrified wood
     
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  10. Loganphair

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    Shit my pants in a haunted house today because Someone put a sign up with a release date of Colin Sanders edit 10
     
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  11. JC Novallasca

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    What do you call a Mexican with a ruber toe?
    Roberto
     
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  12. JC Novallasca

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    -Oh you want to hear a joke?
    -fkc
     
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  13. Loganphair

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    Shit my pants in a haunted house today because Someone put a sign up with a release date of Colin Sanders edit 10
     
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  14. Cody Merrihew

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    Random Guy - “ Hey kids, have a fun Halloween! See you in a month! “

    Kid 1 - “ Who was that guy? “

    Kid 2 - “ My Orthodontist “
     
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  15. Connor B

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    Why didnt the vampire bite Taylor Swift?



    Cause she had "bad blood."
     
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  16. azleonhart

    azleonhart Moderator Staff Member

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    The DSGS is over, but i still gotta get this off my head


    How normal people celebrate Halloween

    *knock knock*
    *opens door*
    “Trick or treat!”
    “Trick!”
    *kid rolls tongue*
    “Wow! That’s cool, kid!*



    How kendama players celebrate Halloween

    *knock knock*
    (@Grandpa Sandz opens door)
    Bolf : slik eller ballade!
    Colin : trick!
    Bolf : jugglejugglejugglekenflipjugglejugglejuggledubkenfliptaptaptapjugglejugglejugglejugglejugglekenflipjugglekenflipjuggletaptapkenfliplighthouseinstalighthouseinstajugglelighthousespikejugglejugglejugglejugglejugglekenflipjugglejugglejuggledubkenfliptaptaptapjugglejugglejugglejugglejugglekenflipjugglekenflipjuggletaptapkenfliplighthouseinstalighthouseinstajugglelighthousespikejugglejuggle
    Colin : *closes door*
     
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  17. Jacob Watts

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    So who won
     
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  18. azleonhart

    azleonhart Moderator Staff Member

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  19. Kendama1sak

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    I'm not saying my wife is ugly...

    but on Halloween she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
     
    Nov 1, 2017
  20. Kendama1sak

    Kendama1sak n00b

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    How's everyone holding up? It's just crazy out there! I've killed 25 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?
     
    Nov 1, 2017
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