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#DSGS - Leaderboard Superlatives

Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by Dæmon, Jan 11, 2017.

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  1. Dæmon

    Dæmon Moderator Staff Member

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    This contest is currently open to anyone on the DS Leaderboard top 100:
    http://www.downspike.com/members/

    Nominate someone below who deserves a new 'Dama, and tell us why they deserve it with a "superlative".

    Photos are reccommended, and, as always, bonus points for creativity.


    Examples:


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    Most likely to quote Socrates while eating a beavertail:
    @htimSxelA

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    Most likely to hand you a fire mixtape:
    @Kristian Aynedter

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    Most likely to make you answer a riddle before crossing his bridge:
    @Ben Lowe

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    Most Coordinated Hansen brother:
    @Chad Covington

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    Most likely to emerge in slow motion from the water on a white sandy beach
    @teejkolesnik

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    Most likely to be confused with @Nick Gallagher:
    @Zack Gallagher




    In exchange for putting up with these roasts, DOWNSPIKE is giving away:



    And MORE!


    Have fun, play nice....
     
    Jan 11, 2017
  2. James Hoang

    James Hoang Slayer

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    San Jose, CA and Milpitas, CA
    This is really funny! I really hope no one actually gets mad though.
     
    Jan 11, 2017
  3. Kristian Aynedter

    Kristian Aynedter Member

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    I love this. 2017 is all about the mixtapes
     
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  4. Cheech_Sander

    Cheech_Sander Administrator Staff Member

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    Aug 19, 2016
    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    Jan 11, 2017
  5. azleonhart

    azleonhart Moderator Staff Member

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    Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    Jan 11, 2017
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  6. Matthew Dam

    Matthew Dam Member

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    Orange County, CA
    wait like a yearbook superlative?
     
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  7. Matthew Dam

    Matthew Dam Member

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    Orange County, CA
    Jan 11, 2017
  8. Ben Lowe

    Ben Lowe Slayer

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    Port Angeles, WA
    This is scary close to the truth. :confused:
     
    Jan 11, 2017
  9. James Hoang

    James Hoang Slayer

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    Nov 8, 2016
    Location:
    San Jose, CA and Milpitas, CA
    @Steezdiaz - Most likely to become a teacher and advertise SlayBands and the Pendama to students and teachers

    @Alex Hirota - The type of person to throw his kendama into oblivion after completing 20 yank spikes in a row

    @Chelsea May Perez - Would probably become a Girl Scout leader and tell everyone to sell kendamas instead of cookies

    @Zack Gallagher - Most likely to confuse the people at the DMV when taking the picture for his license after @Nick Gallagher

    @DaveMateo - One that would take off pants for j-sticks no matter how many he wants to do

    @DaveMateo - Most likely to spike hard rip hair(reference to his haircut vid on YT)

    @DaveMateo - Most likely to become a Jabawockee and shred dama at the same time



    @Steph Lussier - Most likely to knee bounce everything, including Christmas tree ornaments

    @Ben Lowe - Most likely to get caught on his lunch break by a random stranger while filming a video

    @Matthew Rice - Most likely to get his initials messed up and become Ratt Mice

    @Willy P - Most likely to shred too hard on a skateboard while playing ken and break both at the same time

    @Grandpa Sandz - Would probably place his pro mods on a rock stack for an Insta pic but accidentally bump into them and watch as they fall

    @Jake Wiens - Most likely to become a lumberjack(because of his beard) and chop down trees for@EWiens and @htimSxelA to turn into damas for Grain Theory and Terra

    @Cheech_Sander - Most likely to beat up @Grandpa Sandz for not owing him his $40

    @James Hoang - Most likely to not edit this post just to add more roasts and superlatives about inspirational kendama players even though he's probably done it about 6-8 times already. Oh wait...

    That's all that I have for now, but I will keep editing this post until the deadline! :D
     
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  10. James Hoang

    James Hoang Slayer

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    San Jose, CA and Milpitas, CA
    Oh you know it is! :)
     
    Jan 11, 2017
  11. teejkolesnik

    teejkolesnik Slayer

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    San Diego, Ca

    HAHAHA! I love this. That image perfectly represents me emerging out of the water. Love you Downspike fam <3
     
    Jan 11, 2017
  12. azleonhart

    azleonhart Moderator Staff Member

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    @teejkolesnik is most likely to be a higher evolutionary form of Pidegot.

    @thorkild will most likely never stop smiling, even as he pleasures himself.
     
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  13. Matthew Dam

    Matthew Dam Member

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    Orange County, CA
    GOLDEN
     
    Jan 11, 2017
  14. Steezdiaz

    Steezdiaz Slayer

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    Chico, CA
    @Ben Lowe most likely to do an unboxing video if he wins this contest.

    @htimSxelA most likely to know way more than you about mostly everything.

    @Cheech_Sander most likely to drop a well timed dirty joke.

    @Supernog73 most likely to need a slow motion replay
     
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  15. Dillonjohns79

    Dillonjohns79 Member

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    Missoula, MT
    Jan 11, 2017
    lategreat808 and Cheech_Sander like this.
  16. Zack Gallagher

    Zack Gallagher Member

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    Snoqualmie
    @George Marshall most likely to destroy all 7 horcruxes and defeat Voldemort
     

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  17. AdrianEsteban

    AdrianEsteban Honed Member

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    @damon most likely to be mediocre
     
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  18. Angelo Saček

    Angelo Saček Honed Member

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    Zagreb, Croatia
    @Vlats most likely to make you a new kendama and most likely to be the one who drops it on the floor

    @RyanArthurWalker höchstwahrscheinlich kann Deutsch

    @EWiens most likely to get asked what the "R" and "B" in RWB stand for

    @AdrianEsteban most likely to visit Las Vegas with his brother, beat a prostitute to death because she took a piece of gum out of his pants, while he was in the bathroom, and then stuff her inside his brothers mattress because the casino can deal with those kinds of things
     
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  19. damon

    damon Slayer

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    Salt Lake City
    Jan 12, 2017
  20. Vlats

    Vlats Honed Member

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    Zagreb, Croatia
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    Jan 12, 2017
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