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How to tell you're a dama nerd

Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by htimSxelA, Oct 20, 2017.

  1. htimSxelA

    htimSxelA Moderator Staff Member

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    You walk into someone's house, and you notice ____, a dead giveaway they're a dama nerd!

    I'll start: all of the dish towels are kendama related :cool:

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    Oct 20, 2017
  2. KeeganS

    KeeganS Slayer

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    Their coat racks have become dama racks
     
    Oct 20, 2017
  3. ChrisPChicken

    ChrisPChicken Honed Member

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    When there's more wood hanging from their bedroom walls than used to construct the walls themselves !!
     
    Oct 20, 2017
  4. Sir Spike

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    You see foot/shoe prints in the carpet in areas with open space.
     
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  5. nikki_deo

    nikki_deo Slayer

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    ... there's more damas on the bookshelf than actual books
     
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  6. Morgan Boucher

    Morgan Boucher Honed Member

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    That's totally me carpet is getting wore out @Sir Spike
     
    Oct 21, 2017
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  7. Edric Owen Ladera

    Edric Owen Ladera Slayer

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    Well it's a bit lowkey but playing different woods made them wood connoisseur. they be like "look at that grain though" XD
     
    Oct 21, 2017
  8. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol Slayer

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    When you consider taking up woodturning so you can make your own damas...
     
    Oct 21, 2017
  9. Gasiek

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    When you consider having ash stairs steps because they will be tacky and safe for kids :p
     
    Oct 21, 2017
  10. KeeganS

    KeeganS Slayer

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    Walls and maybe a table covered with dama stickers.
     
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  11. James Hoang

    James Hoang Slayer

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    A bunch of dama posters signed by a bunch of pros like Coop and Norx.
     
    Oct 21, 2017
  12. lategreat808

    lategreat808 DS Legend

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    You open up their spice cabinet in the kitchen, thirty spicy kendamas.
     
    Oct 21, 2017
  13. cpthangover

    cpthangover Slayer

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    If I leave my desk I have a dama in my hand. It doesn't matter if it's 20 steps to the door, I am grinding something. My house emanates a constant -clack-
     
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  14. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol Slayer

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    Ooh here's another one:

    When everyone in your school starts calling you "Kendama guy/ kendama master/ kendama king/ etc."
     
    Oct 21, 2017
  15. Edric Owen Ladera

    Edric Owen Ladera Slayer

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    Relate!!!
     
    Oct 21, 2017
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  16. Rob

    Rob Member

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    Or in my unfortunate case:
    "The guy who likes spiking his balls"


    ...mature.
     
    Oct 22, 2017
  17. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol Slayer

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    I get that sometimes too lol. People say I like playing with my balls. :/
     
    Oct 22, 2017
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  18. cpthangover

    cpthangover Slayer

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    Literally heard this last night from my cousin.
     
    Oct 22, 2017
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  19. Nick Lectura

    Nick Lectura Moderator Staff Member

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    When you have four of them on a Kengarden display.. and then a medium sized box full of them in the shelf by your bed.. as well as the top shelf of your desk..
     
    Oct 22, 2017
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  20. azleonhart

    azleonhart Moderator Staff Member

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    ...when you go to IKEA, or any furniture shop and you just know which furniture to avoid, thanks to your "extensive" knowledge of woods.

    Also, when you go to IKEA, take a good long whiff of the air, and go "ahh, nothing like Swedish birch".
     
    Oct 22, 2017