How to tell you're a dama nerd

Their coat racks have become dama racks

 

When there's more wood hanging from their bedroom walls than used to construct the walls themselves !!

 

You see foot/shoe prints in the carpet in areas with open space.

 

... there's more damas on the bookshelf than actual books

 

That's totally me carpet is getting wore out @Sir Spike

 

Well it's a bit lowkey but playing different woods made them wood connoisseur. they be like "look at that grain though" XD

 

When you consider taking up woodturning so you can make your own damas...

 

When you consider having ash stairs steps because they will be tacky and safe for kids

 

Walls and maybe a table covered with dama stickers.

 

A bunch of dama posters signed by a bunch of pros like Coop and Norx.

 

You open up their spice cabinet in the kitchen, thirty spicy kendamas.

 

If I leave my desk I have a dama in my hand. It doesn't matter if it's 20 steps to the door, I am grinding something. My house emanates a constant -clack-

 

Ooh here's another one:

When everyone in your school starts calling you "Kendama guy/ kendama master/ kendama king/ etc."

 

Relate!!!

 

Or in my unfortunate case:
"The guy who likes spiking his balls"


...mature.

 

I get that sometimes too lol. People say I like playing with my balls. :/

 

Literally heard this last night from my cousin.