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Make Us Laugh: Kendama Complaint Edition

Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by KeeganS, Dec 28, 2017.

  1. KeeganS

    KeeganS DS Legend

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    What is the most hilarious thing you’ve seen/heard someone complain about kendama?
     
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  2. Gasiek

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    "my paint chips"
     
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  3. goenKendama

    goenKendama Administrator Staff Member

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    Heard from a customer at our shop "I think this one is defective, it won't stay in the cup." :rolleyes: Gave them a jumbo and "fixed" the problem.
     
    Dec 28, 2017
  4. KeeganS

    KeeganS DS Legend

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    The number one complaint haha
    Saw on FKC this morning someone complaining about the Krom seal peeling off their Pop. :p
     
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  5. xplodit

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    “My ball is too smooth.”
     
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  6. KeeganS

    KeeganS DS Legend

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    Lmao, was it a natty?
     
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  7. xplodit

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    It was a glossy hard tama. After playing with a couple of mine with sticky paint they said they want sticky balls like mine. Hahahaha! They were oblivious to the innuendo until I bursted out laughing.
     
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  8. KeeganS

    KeeganS DS Legend

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    Yeah, I tried hard to steer clear of it on the 'ball is too smooth' post hahaha
     
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  9. Andy Dama

    Andy Dama Honed Member

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    the tama isnt square enough
     
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  10. azleonhart

    azleonhart Moderator Staff Member

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    “It’s made in China!”
     
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  11. xplodit

    xplodit Slayer

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    “Most people like 2 fingers, but personally, I like at least 3 sometimes even 4 fingers.” In response to “How long do you like your string?” Homegirl had me rolling on the floor. Hahaha!
     
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  12. James Hoang

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    The paint’s not activating its stickiness!!
     
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  13. ttocsic

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    someone picked up my sol flow, an over-sized kendama, and told me the cups were tiny.
     
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  14. Edric Owen Ladera

    Edric Owen Ladera Slayer

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    do i know this person:D
     
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  15. Edric Owen Ladera

    Edric Owen Ladera Slayer

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    one of my friend who likes sweets complained that kusa doesn't last long XD ahahahaha
     
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  16. KeeganS

    KeeganS DS Legend

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    Seriously? Lmao
    The complaint about og kaizens having short spikes when they’re made purposefully shorter so it’ll settle down to a good length w/o going too far
     
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  17. goenKendama

    goenKendama Administrator Staff Member

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    Nah, it was one of the ramen shop customers in with a big group of friends. Most of them were doing OK and were giving him a hard time. Funnily enough it's not the only time I heard that.
     
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  18. Edric Owen Ladera

    Edric Owen Ladera Slayer

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    not really, it's because of the silk of it plus he doesn't quite get the hang of it... couple things...
     
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  19. Eruel Ursua

    Eruel Ursua Member

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    Someone I know thought that the lunar is called Thor's hammer and asked me to do it, it took me minutes to understand that he meant a lunar, I got it after he placed the ken on the tama.
     
    Jan 10, 2018
  20. goenKendama

    goenKendama Administrator Staff Member

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    "Thor's Hammer" I think maybe someone should really come up with a trick called that; I like the name. :D
     
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