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Merry Christmas From DS!

Discussion in 'The Sesh' started by Dæmon, Dec 25, 2018.

  1. Dæmon

    Dæmon Moderator Staff Member

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    Wishing you and yours a happy holiday.
    Here's an easy #DSGS to celebrate the season:

    Post a Christmas / Hanukkah / holiday meme or joke, make us laugh, and win this Rod Pro model from @TerraKendama ! Winner announced by NYE.



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    check out rudolph on the big cup:
     

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  2. JordyM

    JordyM n00b

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    What’s the best Christmas present ever?

    A broken drum. It can’t be beat!
     
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  3. Cheech_Sander

    Cheech_Sander Administrator Staff Member

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    How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
    He was hooked on trees his whole life.
     
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  4. Jack Andrew

    Jack Andrew n00b

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    What carol do you hear in the desert?”O camel ye faithful”
     
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  5. dondante23

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    What do you call people who are scared of Santa?

    Claus-trophobic!
     
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  6. Lucas Canadian Kendama

    Lucas Canadian Kendama Member

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    Why does Santa have no kids?

    Cuz he only comes once a year .



    Dama on everyone hope I win I need a new dama. And a terra would be so dope.
     
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  7. rTTn

    rTTn Slayer

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    Merry Christmas from the KDS crew
     

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  8. Dylan_Dalton

    Dylan_Dalton n00b

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    How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
     
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  9. ttocsic

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    When your friend gets you the first result on amazon for "kendama"
     
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  10. Rosenberg

    Rosenberg Member

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  11. N.a.t.h.a.n

    N.a.t.h.a.n n00b

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    Greatest pick up line of all time

    “If a fat man comes into your house at night and puts you into a large bag don’t worry... I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas”.
     
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  12. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol DS Legend

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  13. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol DS Legend

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  14. Mr.T

    Mr.T Honed Member

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    Wife; What are you getting me for Christmas?
    Me; I was thinking jumper cables since you always like to start shi... stuff.
     
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  15. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol DS Legend

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    goenKendama Administrator Staff Member

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    Santa Sleighs
     
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  17. Seth Gossett

    Seth Gossett n00b

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  18. Construct30

    Construct30 n00b

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    What happened to the theif who stole a Christmas advent calendar?
    He got 25 days!
     
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  19. stewwi

    stewwi n00b

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  20. Emil Apostol

    Emil Apostol DS Legend

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